Friday, March 31, 2023

Tarotplane, a blues collage by Captain Beefheart, by jim leftwich

Tarotplane, a blues collage by Captain Beefheart


Jim Leftwich

from an email dated

Thu, Mar 20, 2014, 4:39 PM


captain beefheart's epic psychedelic blues is an improvisational collage.

it's not like he was stealing from the old bluesmen, it's more like he was

making direct references to them so his mainly young white audience

could discover them for themselves.

a lot of us learned about the blues by listening to 60s bands like cream

and led zeppelin (and many others). we would see names like blind lemon

jefferson, skip james, mckinley morganfield (aka muddy waters), chester

burnett (aka howlin wolf) and then we would find their records.




Tarotplane, Captain Beerheart (Mirror Man 1968)


Baby Percy told Elixir Sue

Listen to me baby

I’m gonna tell it to you

Gonna need somebody on your bond

You gonna need some bodies on your bond

Just you bear this in mind

True friends is hard to find

You gonna need some bodies on your bond


Gonna need somebody on your bond

You gonna need some bodies on your bond

Just you bear this in mind

True friends is hard to find

You gonna need some bodies on your bond

I say bear this in mind

I say bear this in mind

Just you bear this in mind

True friends is hard to find

You gonna need some bodies on your bond


Ya done put mice in the radiator

Razors in the clay

Well, they keeps us working all night

Don’t give us no pay

Don’t give us no pay


Automatic Sam told Everready Betty told Prestone Millie

With the long…

Automatic Sam told Everready Betty told Prestone Millie

With the long black wavy mane

With the long black…

With the long black wavy mane


Little girl, Little girl

Gonna take you for a ride in my Tarotplane

I wanna take you for a ride in my Tarotplane

For a fly, for a fly

Baby Percy told Elixir Sue

Oh, listen to me baby

I’m gonna tell it to you

You ain’t too old

Oh, you ain’t too old

Just what you been heard – just what you been told

You gonna need somebody on your bond

You gonna need some bodies on your bond

Just you bear this in mind

True friends is hard to find

You gonna need some bodies on your bond


Baby Percy told Elixir Sue

Listen to me baby

Mice in the razors, clay in the heaters

Mice in the razors, clay in the heaters


You gonna need somebody on your bond

You gonna need some bodies on your bond

Just you bear this in mind

True friends is hard to find

You gonna need some bodies on your bond


Automatic Sam told Everready Betty told Prestone Millie

With the long black wavy mane

Oh listen little girl don’t you understand?

Oh, you ain’t too old

No you ain’t too old

Well you ain’t too old

As long as you can boogie you ain’t too old

Little girl, little girl

Little girl, little girl

Gonna take you for a ride in my Tarotplane

Gonna take you for a ride in my Tarotplane

You goin’ flyin’

You goin’ flyin’


Come on little girl

Gonna take you for a ride in my Tarotplane

Come on little girl

Gonna take you for a ride in my Tarotplane

Come on little girl

Gonna take you for a ride in my Tarotplane

In my Tarotplane

In my Tarotplane

In my Tarotplane

In my Tarotplane

In my Tarotplane

You gonna need somebody on your bond

You gonna need some bodies on your bond

Just you bear this in mind

True friends is hard to find

You gonna need some bodies on your bond







Terraplane Blues, Robert Johnson (1936)


And I feel so lonesome, you hear me when I moan

And I feel so lonesome, you hear me when I moan

Who been drivin' my Terraplane for you since I been gone?

I'd said I flash your lights, mama, you horn won't even blow

Somebody's been runnin' my batteries down on this machine

I even flash my lights, mama, this horn won't even blow

Got a short in this connection, hoo well, babe, it's way down below

I'm goin' heist your hood, mama, I'm bound to check your oil

I'm goin' heist your hood, mama, mmm, I'm bound to check your oil

I got a woman that I'm lovin', way down in Arkansas

Now, you know the coils ain't even buzzin', little generator won't get the spark

Motor's in a bad condition, you gotta have these batteries charged

But I'm cryin', please, please don't do me wrong

Who been drivin' my Terraplane now for you since I been gone?

Mr. highway man, please don't block the road

Please, please don't block the road

'Cause she's reachin' a cold one hundred and I'm booked and I got to go

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

You, you hear me weep and moan

Who been drivin' my Terraplane now for you since I been gone?

I'm gon' get down in this connection, keep on tanglin' with your wires

I'm gon' get down in this connection, oh well, keep on tanglin' with these wires

And when I mash down on your little starter, then your sparkplug will give me fire







You're gonna need somebody on your bond, Blind Willie Johnson (1930)


Well, you're gonna need somebody on your bond

You're gonna need somebody on your bond

Lord, Just wait in the midnight when death comes slippin' in your room

You're gonna need, ah, somebody on your bond

I heard the voice of Jesus saying Come unto me and rest

Down the weary one lay down thy head and rest

You're gonna need somebody on your bond

You're gonna need somebody on your bond

Lord, 'ust wait in the midnight when death comes slippin' in your room

You're gonna need, ah, somebody on your bond

When you was a gambler, nobody would go your bond

Fell on your knees and began to pray, 'Called Jesus to go your bond.'

You're gonna need somebody on your bond

You're gonna need somebody on your bond

Lord, Just wait in the midnight when death comes slippin' in your room

You're gonna need, ah, somebody on your bond

I came to Jesus as I was, weary and wounded and sad

Found in Him a resting place and he has made me glad

I've got somebody on my bond

Lord, I've got somebody on my bond

Lord, Just wait in the midnight when death comes slippin' in your room

Lord, I've got somebody on my bond







Grinnin' in Your Face, Son House (1965)


Don't you mind people grinnin' in your face

Don't mind people grinnin' in your face

You just bear this in mind, a true friend is hard to find

Don't you mind people grinnin' in your face

You know your mother would talk about you

Your own sisters and your brothers too

They just don't care how you're tryin' to live

They'll talk about you still

Yes, but bear, ooh, this in mind, a true friend is hard to find

Don't you mind people grinnin' in your face

Don't you mind people grinnin' in your face

Don't you mind people grinnin' in your face

Oh, just bear, ooh this in mind, a true friend is hard to find

Don't you mind people grinnin' in your face

You know they'll jump you up and down

They'll carry you all 'round and 'round

Just as soon as your back is turned

They'll be tryin' to crush you down

Yes, but bear this in mind, a true friend is hard to find

Don't you mind people grinnin' in your face

Don't mind people grinnin' in your face

Don't mind people grinnin' in your face, oh, Lord

And just bear this in mind, a true friend is hard to find

Don't you mind people grinnin' in your face


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